President Trump on Monday signed an executive order that encourages the government and businesses to purchase plastic drinking straws instead of the highly inconvenient paper straws that radical environmentalists demand we suffer with. 
“We’re going back to plastic straws,” the President declared.
President Trump has long been a fan of plastic straws over their soggy counterparts. In 2019, the Trump reelection campaign triggered liberals across the world by selling plastic Trump drinking straws, The Gateway Pundit reported.
It’s unclear why they are so opposed to plastic straws a recent study discovered that paper straws may contain “forever chemicals,” harmful to both humans and the environment.
Study: Paper Straws Pushed By Climate Cultists May Contain Toxic ‘Forever Chemicals’
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